Narsie Chang. (AP Photo) |
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Narsie Chang Has Big Wang
December 21, 2001
NEW YORK(AP) -- The world was shocked
today as reports indicated that Narsie Chang had a big wang.
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A group of British researchers revealed
their findings today in a detailed report, which included the
first ever accurate dimensions of Mr. Chang's wang.
The official report indicates that Mr. Chang's wang is 38cm (length)
x 5cm (width), with a diameter of 8cm. The wang's total volume
equals 950cm².
"To find a wang such as this, and to find it on Mr. Chang,
it's nothing short of extraordinary," said Professor Elaine
Rogers of the British Academy of Wang Technology (BAWT). Professor
Rogers headed the 3-month long BAWT sponsored study of Narsie
Chang and his wang. "I am extremely happy with the results,
and I'm sure my colleagues, as well as the rest of the world,
will be just as happy."
Worldwide, the news was greeted with surprise and enthusiasm.
"I knew that Narsie Chang's wang was going to be big, but
I had no idea how big it would really turn out to be," said
Julie Warner, 23, a stockbroker from Manhattan. "After hearing
this news, I think that I will sleep a bit easier tonight." |
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updated at Fri Dec 21 20:46:28 2001 ET
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